On the First day of Xmas my true love gave to me:
A Worn-out McCalmans L.P.
2 Botched Up Bookings
3 Ageing Hippies
4 Fumbling Fiddlers
STEELEYE SPAN
6 Spinners Harmonies
7 Drunken Nights
8 Tibeten Noseflute Players Who Have Had An Unfortunate Cancellation..
(Any chance of a Booking???")
9 "O Flower of Scotland"
10 Tanked -up Hecklers ("Get on with it.....Gi'es The Flower of Scotland!")
11 Lawyers Letters
12 Months to go till the nest Xmas Show!