CHO: Here's one, two, three jolly lads all in one mind
We have come a pace egging and I hope you'll prove kind
And I hope you'll prove kind with your eggs and strong beer
And we'll come no more nigh you until the next year
Well the first that comes in is Lord Nelson you'll see
With a bunch of blue ribbons to tie 'round his knee
And a star on his breast that like silver does shine
And I hope he remembers it's pace egging time
CHO:
Well, the next that comes in, it is Lord Collingwood
He fought with Lord Nelson till he shed his blood
And he's come from the sea old England to view
He 's come a pace eggingwith the whole of his crew
And the last to come in is old Tosspot, you see
He's a valiant old man and in every degree
He's a valiant old man and he wears a pigtail
And all his delight is a drinking mulled ale
CHO:
Come ladies and gentlemen, sit by the fire
Put your hands in your pockets and give us our desire
Put your hands in your pockets and treat us all right
If you give nought, we'll take nought, farewell and goodnight
29 December 1999